Grazing Mace Story
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A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all of the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. Well, since the mechanic never had much time to take care of his lawn, it eventually became very overgrown.
One day, the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped a wrench. losing it in the grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him, so he decided to call it a day.
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what happened he looked toward the heavens and proclaimed:
A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"
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