That CREATURE
has STOLEN the
Eludium 238 Explosive
Space Modulator!
Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex
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1, You can GET chocolate.
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2, "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
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3, Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
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4, You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
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5, You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
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6, You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
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7, If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
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8, Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty
names.
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9, The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
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10, You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours
without upsetting your work mates.
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11, You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
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12, You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
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13, With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
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14, Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
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15, You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
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16, Good chocolate is easy to find.
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17, You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
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18, You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
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19, When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
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20, With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.